Afternoon Crumbs
Kelly Clarkson got into her best Death Becomes Her drag and sang “Stayin’ Alive” as Madeline Ashton for the Halloween episode’s Kellyoke cover. I’m sure she made Meryl Streep proud with that look, but the song choice is still not right. I’m mad at Kelly for denying us all the chance to hear Kelly Clarkson belt out, “I See Me” from Broadway’s Songbird – Pajiba
The first full trailer for the fourth season of The Crown is here, and it’s very heavy on Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher, which continues to be still just a bit less Thatcher-y than my favorite Thatcher impression by the one and only Baga Chipz – Lainey Gossip
And speaking of the real crown, a recent report shows that Queen Elizabeth is still the most popular royal, with 83% of British people liking her, which is up 4% since March. Okay but to be fair, I’m pretty sure the poll only included the British Royal Family. Because The Queen would be down about 50% if you could vote for any royal. Liz just can’t compete with Dairy Queen and her delicious soft serve offerings – Celebitchy
Some people are spending quarantine making fancy cardboard castles for their cats. Finally, those elegant crystal dishes full of Fancy Feast from the commercials have a domicile worthy of such exquisite taste! – OMG Blog
Trick or treat! Lori Loughlin spent Halloween eve checking into prison, to serve out her two-month sentence for her participation in the college admissions scandal – Just Jared
That poor dumpster – Towleroad
Elizabeth Banks dressed up as Bunny Lebowski (originally played by Tara Reid) for Halloween. And yes, it’s not perfectly accurate (I don’t think that bikini was bought at a Los Angeles area mall in 1991), but it gets an automatic thumbs up for Elizabeth’s aggressive use of lip liner – Egotastic!
I don’t know why Scarlett Johansson looks like she tried to recreate Kelly and Brenda’s prom dress using whatever she could find in Liza Minnelli’s craft room, but I can’t say I hate it – Popoholic
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