Afternoon Crumbs
The newest trailer for that Saved By The Bell revival mess is out, and it includes a peroxide-headed Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack Morris, who looks like the horrifying love child of Mike Pence and a Ken Doll with a touch of Los Angeles area weatherman. That tracks! – Pajiba
And just like that, Keanu Reeves’ crazed fans are searching the salon dumpsters of Berlin to find the precious cut-off locks of their God – Lainey Gossip
For those who say that Khloe Kartrashian is made up of nothing but silicone, non-FDA approved fillers, and melted down Tupperware bowls, I’d like you to know that she’s also filled with bullshit which she spews often (see: Khloe acting like she doesn’t have any nannies) – Celebitchy
Because I guess Simon Cowell got sick of corn on the cobs, vaginas, and carrots running off in fear from the sight of his giant fake chompers of blinding white doom, he switched them out for smaller fake chompers of blinding white doom – SOW
Get into Michael Myers taking on his greatest foe: an insufferable-as-fuck anti-masker – OMG Blog
Ashlee Simpson did an ode to Glamour Shots photo shoot to show off her baby-growing area – Egotastic!
Jennifer Lawrence would like everyone to know, for once and for all, that she’s a Democrat, okay? – Just Jared
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