Night Crumbs

October 20, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Katie Holmes apparently thinks she’s so “authentically herself” when with her alleged cheater boyfriend. While Katie Holmes is totally the type to coo out Velveeta-infused words like, “I’ve never felt like ME until I was with you,” her loved ones should still rush her to the ER since she’s suffering from a severe case of dickmatization and it’s only getting worse! – Lainey Gossip

The Trump campaign has won the highly coveted 50 Cent endorsement after 50 took a look at Joe Biden’s tax plan and discovered Biden’s plan to increase taxes for those who make more than $400,000 a year. Many probably thought that 50 doesn’t have to worry about that since he’s as broke as his name, but he’s actually still really, really rich. That’s the most shocking shit about this story – Celebitchy

What is wrong with me? I just watched a trailer for a show starring Kaley Cuoco and I actually want to see it. 2020 is throwing some serious curvefuckingballs at all of us – Pajiba

Um, did Halsey forget she was on Instagram and not OnlyFans? Do not fucking the camera for free, Halsey! – Popoholic

You know how AMC is renting out private theaters, starting at $99? Well, judging by the sad turd called the current state of the domestic box office, you can probably get your own private theater by just paying the regular price since it looks like nobody’s going to the movies anyway – Pajiba

Okay, but even someone who has never seen a full episode of the Golden Girls (aka an uncultured piece of stupid trash) could’ve correctly answered the easier-than-Blanche questions in this Golden Girls trivia battle between Kelly Clarkson and Blake Shelton – SOW

Carole Baskin wants you to know that she doesn’t love only one kind of pussy. You know, when people asked for more bi-representation, I’m not sure this is what they had in mind – Towleroad

Emma Roberts blocked her mom on Instagram for spilling her baby news – Just Jared

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