Night Crumbs
After everyone and their favorite weed shop budtender reported that Tatiana Maslany was cast as She-Hulk for a Disney+ show, she has shaken her head no to that news and said it’s not a real thing and was a press release that got out of hand. Even She-Hulk’s showrunner Jessica Gao confirmed on Twitter that Tatiana is She-Hulk. So either the contract hasn’t been signed and Tatiana’s trying to get Mickey Mouse to add a zero to her check, or she dropped out, or one of her clones got the role instead. Orphan Black was a docu-series, right? – Lainey Gossip
To think, that chill cranberry juice guy from TikTok would never be an overnight star if Stevie Nicks never got an abortion decades ago, because she says that if she didn’t, Fleetwood Mac as we know it wouldn’t exist – Celebitchy
Summer’s Eve stays jealous of Armie Hammer because he found yet another way to out-douche it – Pajiba
In my best God Warrior voice: THESE ALBUMS ARE NOT A CHRISTIANS! – OMG Blog
And as Isla Fisher poses for that Instagram photo, someone’s Southern auntie is missing the table skirt from the end table in her sunroom – Popoholic
If the thought of Paul Bettany as a stached-up lit professor from the 70s moistens your tip, Uncle Frank is for you – Towleroad
FYI: The year is 2020 and “Larries” still exist – Just Jared
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