Night Crumbs
Nikki Bella wanted to marry John Cena’s ass for years and he wasn’t into it, but he just married his Nikki Bella-looking girlfriend of one and a half years, Shay Shariatzadeh. Nikki has a new man and a baby, so I’m sure her eyes aren’t squirting out tears of hurt over this. Besides, the very, very, very, very good thing about NOT being married to John Cena is that if they make a Daddy’s Home 3, you won’t have to be a supportive wife by watching it. So Nikki dodged a soul-saving bullet – Celebitchy
A diet and exercise regimen of Dunkin’ coffee and pap strolling does a body good, because Ben Affleck is looking fresh in the face and tight in the titties – Lainey Gossip
All of these coronavirus romance novels better take place at a glory hole – Pajiba
This is obviously disgusting and I’m beyond offended. How in the hell can the media do a story about two dudes fucking in a beach club’s see-through pool and not release HIGH-RES uncensored and uncut video of it?! Whatever happened to journalistic integrity? – Towleroad
Here’s a bunch of celebrities who voted (featuring Michael B. Jordan’s upper chichis area telling you to vote) – Pajiba
Delicate twink ostrich Timothee Chalamet is just like you, because he wishes he never saw those pap pictures of him looking like a half-drowned hairless ferret that Lily-Rose Depp is sucking the life out of – Just Jared
Past Spider-Men Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield might be in the next Spider-Man movie – The Blemish
Nicki Minaj announced that she gave birth to a boy (so go ahead and update your “good luck to that child” line to “good luck that boy“) and shared congratulation notes from her famous friends, including Kim Kartrashian and Kanye West whose note is as cold and empty as them – Essence
Dunkin’ is selling a ghost pepper donut and because this is Dunkin’, I’m guessing it’s really called a ghost pepper donut because the spiciness is nowhere to be found – SOW
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