Night Crumbs

Showtime has announced that Dexter is back, along with Michael C. Hall, and 10 new episodes, will come out next year. Besides Michael C. Hall’s bank accounts, I’m not sure who asked for this, but Showtime probably looked at that shit finale when deciding to revise this and thought, “Well, there’s no way we can fuck this show up even more, so….”  – SOW

JLo, A-Rod, Zendaya’s ex, and Cindy Crawford Jr. tried it, but that PUPPEH is easily the hottest bitch at that restaurant and puppeh didn’t even try! – Lainey Gossip

Bella Hadid and Jack Nicholson’s grandson, who is giving me “supporting character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel,” might be a match made in nepotism heaven – Celebitchy

Or not – The Cut

Here’s the cringe-inducing trailer for Hillbilly Elegy (technical title: Give Glenn Close And Amy Adams An Oscar Already!!). And I looked at Glenn in that screen shot and thought she was Miley Cyrus’ late memaw for a second and that’s the compliment of all compliments – Pajiba

Gloria Estefan’s daughter says that Gloria told her that her open gayness would kill her abuelita – Towleroad

Olivia Munn is giving Khloe Kartrashian a run for her shape-shifting face money – Popoholic

Pic: Showtime