Night Crumbs

Nico Tortorella is back to give you more eye-rolling fuel! Nico says that it takes a man to take a dick in the ass and doesn’t think there’s anything more “masculine” than bottoming. For being gender fluid, Nico really does have a way of gendering a sex act. And Nico seems to think that bottoming hurts and is tough to do and that makes it “masculine“. Bitch, please, anybody who has bottomed regularly will tell you that it isn’t painful and the only real pain you feel is from the top saying, “It’s like throwing a Tic Tac down an airport hangar!” What? Just me?  – Towleroad

Jennifer Aniston brought a slobbery blond into her house. No, she didn’t get back together with Brad Pitt. She got a PUPPEH… who will probably not be amused by her continually showing the world his down-low part – Celebitchy

Something called The War On Grandpa (or as Robert De Niro probably called it: A Check Is A Check) is the #1 movie at the box office which pretty much sums up the current state of the box office – Pajiba

For a dose of glitter in your eyes, here’s the trailer for Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, which shows you the entire movie in two and a half minutes – OMG Blog

What in alien schoolmarm HELL is that filter Madonna is using?! – NME

Jenna Dewan delivered a thirst trap and by that I mean she’s got me thirsting over her gigantic ass shower – Popoholic

Another extremely sad and horrible one for the FUCK CANCER file, Tom Parker of the group The Wanted has a terminal brain tumor that is not operable, and to make this sad story even sadder, his wife gave birth to their daughter 15 months ago and is pregnant with their second child – Just Jared

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