Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum Recreating That Shirtless Scene From “Jurassic Park”

October 10, 2020 / Posted by: Adam

As BuzzFeed points out, Jeff Goldblum has mercifully recreated that nipples-out scene above––from 1993’s Jurassic Park. Jeff updated it to 2020 standards, throwing in some salt and pepper (mostly salt) hair and just a peek of nipple.

Jeff Goldblum is currently reprising the role of Dr. Ian Malcom in Jurassic World: Dominion, which has pressed pause on shooting due to a few people on set who test positive for COVID (but later tested negative). The next Jurassic World movie doesn’t come out until 2022, but I guess Jeff Goldblum wanted to get a head start on promoting it while promoting voting. Because while lounging in black leather pants and giving you his best silver-fox-Grindr-profile pose, Jeff made the decision to deliver a thank you gift for everybody who’s ready to vote:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGItLILjQnr/

And if Saturday Night Live listens to the people (it doesn’t), tonight, you may see Jeff Goldblum striking that same pose as he lays on the head of a certain gay-hating politician. The people want Jeff Goldblum to play the debate-stealing Fly on SNL tonight. Personally, I think the actual Fly should play The Fly but I’m not sure if SNL could ever book a star that famous.

Pic: Universal Pictures

Tags: Jeff Goldblum, Open Post

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