Afternoon Crumbs

Channing Tatum brought his 40-year-old nipples and muscles out on Instagram. First of all, Channing needs to learn how to zoom into the hotness and clean that damn table because how are we supposed to focus on his Magic Mike 3-ready body with all that shit in the way? Second of all, if you always thought that Channing’s the kind of himbo who calls himself “daddy,” check out his caption, because daddy sure does – Instagram

The first big post-COVID-19 red carpet blue carpet happened in Monte Carlo, and if you didn’t know it was coronavirus times, you’d think they were all wearing masks because Johnny Depp was there – Lainey Gossip

And the title of this century’s greatest master of disguise goes to this pussy who masterfully disguised themselves as a Shiba Inu – OMG Blog

Speaking of master of disguises, Khloe Kartrashian, the fame whore of a million faces, has a new face. I mean, she is back with Tristan Thompson, so maybe thinks that if she transforms herself into a new woman each week his dick won’t go a’ wanderin’ again – Celebitchy

Dax Shepard admitted that he fell off the wagon after 16 years of sobriety – Just Jared

Not to be outdone by Channing Tatum, Sterling K. Brown also served up his hard cum gutters on social media – Pajiba

Let’s see: STFU and put on a mask while avoiding fried pubes, lawyer fees, and spending the day in a jail cell, OR get tasered and arrested for being a whiny, entitled twat? Decisions…. decisions… – Towleroad

Pic: Instagram