Night Crumbs
If for some strange reason you’ve been asking yourself, “What does Macklemore look like now?” Well, Macklemore now looks like if the Cowardly Lion left Oz and became a low-level midwestern pimp circa 1973, which IS the look – The WOW Report
Kiki Dunst, Jesse Plemons, and the tale of the kid who is feeling left out because he didn’t know it was Sandals On The Street Day – Lainey Gossip
Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth play gay partners in a movie (*reaches for the lube*) and one of them is suffering from dementia (*drops the lube and reaches for the Kleenex*) – OMG Blog
“And then I have to change out my Lulelemon yoga pants because I pissed myself from drinking all that water and celery juice” is what Miranda Kerr forgot to add when talking about her rich lady morning routine – Celebitchy
Uncle Ben’s is now Ben’s Original – Towleroad
Because I guess he needs a Vh1 check that badly, Ray J apparently wants to hop back on The Dysfunctional Relationship Express, which is nothing but a pile of charred rubble by now, by getting back with Princess Love – Bossip
Universal treasure Dolly Parton confirms that yes, she’s got a tattooed coat of many colors on her body, and just like Dolly herself, all of her ink is tasteful and classic – SOW
The aliens better be prepared to see a floating Tom Cruise jizz load because he will become the first Scientologist in space (that I know of) next October – Just Jared
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