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The Albino Seal Pup!
And just with one magnificent over the shoulder “it’s over for you hos” pose, the albino seal pup did what we’ve all been waiting for and ended the modeling careers of Kendull Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and Bella Hadid with one simple yet devastating pose. Anna Wintour’s claw hasn’t touched the pulse of fashion in years, but if it did, she’d put that picture on the cover of Vogue.
Everyone’s new favorite model is an extremely rare albino seal pup that has been given the NOT RIGHT and extremely false name of Ugly Duckling. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that whoever gave him that name is confused in the brains and thought Ugly Duckling really meant Ravishing Beauty.
Vladimir Burkanov, a marine mammal biologist, found the ginger beauty on Tyuleny Island in Russia and posted him in all his sparkling ginger glory on his Instagram. Vladimir’s colleague Sergey Fomin took a picture of an albino seal in 2017 and they believe it’s the same seal who is probably five or six years old now. Here’s video and pictures of the Golden Retriever of seals hanging around amongst the other seals:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CEyK2S_AIV2/
People says that an albino seal is extremely rare and are 1 out of 100,000. Sometimes the other seals will shun an albino seal for being different than them (SEALS: They’re just like us humans sometimes) but Vladimir doesn’t think that’s the case here. Although, the seal didn’t get his bareback fuck on this mating season, it looks like the others have accepted him. A Pixar executive just combusted over the exciting thought of turning this into a movie.
“This pup looks well-fed and was very active, so its mother clearly gave it plenty of milk,” he said. “But it is not getting chased or bitten [by other seals].”
“The albino is now matured bull 5-6 years old. He did not participate in reproduction this season and was seen on the bachelor section of the rookery only,” updated the biologist. “Perhaps, this is the first documented case of the survival of a northern fur seal of an abnormal color to adulthood.”
Animal experts will monitor the pup to see if he ever becomes an outcast. If so, they’ll step in.
I’m sure that’s not going to happen, especially now that he’s famous. Those other seals aren’t about to mess up their relationship with him, because when his modeling career brings in the money, they don’t want him to hang up when they call him asking for a “loan.”
Pic: Instagram