Night Crumbs

September 16, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

A source tells People that Katie Holmes has the loin quivers for her new man Emilio Vitilo Jr. so bad that she texts him all day long and he loves it. Well, if she’s wondering why EVJ didn’t immediately text her back when she sent him her 578th text of the day the other day, that’s because he was probably using his “source” voice to call People to tell them how Katie Holmes can be considered his conjoined twin since she’s THAT stuck on him – Lainey Gossip

Honestly, Duchess Kate should’ve accessorized her look with a Bombay Company hall table, a floral hurricane lamp, and a crystal candy bowl filled with Werther’s. Because that would’ve really made her grandma’s hallway wallpaper dress pop – Celebitchy

The same goes for Emma Roberts – Popoholic

Because Saturday Night Live doesn’t have a cast full of actors who do impersonations, Jim Carrey is playing Joe Biden on the show, which is probably just going to be Jim Carrey playing Fire Marshall Bill in a fancier suit – Pajiba

Even Doogie Howser, M.D., and his entire family got coronavirus – Towleroad

The sole reason for why Photoshop was invented – OMG Blog

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