Afternoon Crumbs

September 14, 2020 / Posted by:

In case you missed the glorious meeting between two legends, Gladys Knight and Patti LaBelle, on Verzuz last night, here’s a rundown including Patti declaring that she’s still got a flip phone and loves it, Patti checking the crew about teleprompter woes, Patti giving us her signature shoe-kicking-off move, and a special gift in the form of hussy-destroyer Dionne Warwick turning that holy duo of YES into a holy trinity of YES. They all sang That’s What Friends Are For together and it was like three drunk aunties doing karaoke after brunch. Well, if your three drunk aunties can sing anything like THEE Gladys Knight, THEE Dionne Warwick, and THEE Patti LaBelle – Jezebel

Scroll down to get into a picture of Matthew McConaughey looking like he just told Woody Harrelson that they’re all out of the good shit – Lainey Gossip 

So, Nicole Poturalski’s husband doesn’t seem to really mind that she is, or at least was, bumping her married poon against Brad Pitt, because his restaurant is still carrying Chateau Miraval wine. Unless…. Nicole’s husband spiked that wine with laxatives so that everyone will get the shits when drinking it and will never ever touch it again! Revenge is a dish best served with diarrhea on it – Celebitchy

But where oh where was Fred Savage?!?! – Pajiba

It’s nice to see that Roseanne’s granny blanket found new life as bell bottoms on a gay hippie cowboy – OMG Blog

Even those dickhead drawings behind Vanessa Hudgens are side-eyeing her moves – Popoholic

Oracle will partner up with TikTok in the US, and since one of Oracle’s co-founders is a Trump tramp, so TikTok will probably soon be filled with nothing but Diamond and Silk doing dances to Kid Rock songs – Just Jared

And excuse me while I start searching the Zillow listings on Venus – Towleroad

Pic: Verzuz

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