Night Crumbs
Giancarlo Granda, the former pool boy who fucked on Becki Falwell as Jerry Falwell Jr. allegedly watched, claims that the Falwells have been harassing him non-stop ever since he went public with his tales of holy cuckery. Why do I have a feeling that between every ALL-CAPS threatening text of rage they send him, they send a text that reads: “What r u wearing? Send nudez. That’s what Jesus would want.” – Towleroad
BTS went for “70s gay cowboys go on vacation to Greece” for their Today show performance – Lainey Gossip
That mess country singer, Jana Kramer, and her mess husband, football player Mike Caussian, who turned cheating on her into a full-time job, have written a self-help book. That’s like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt co-writing a book on how to have an amicable and sane divorce. And here’s hoping that the first line in Jana and Mike’s book reads, “Do the opposite of everything we’re about to tell you to do” – Celebitchy
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin have named the newest member of their child army: Eduardo Pau Lucas Baldwin. That’s a nice name, but please, Alec is 62 years old and has six children. He can’t remember all those damn names! He’ll probably call Eduardo “Hey you, no, the other one,” which is a better name than what he used to call Ireland – Just Jared
Halloween is probably canceled this year for many people, but the good news is that you can sit at home and inhale this Jack-O-Lantern turd of an Adam Sandler movie where he talks like a bro-ified Dracula after a root canal – Pajiba
Dua Lipa is looking at life through piss colored glasses – Popoholic
Maybe the people who are calling Dr. Phil “daddy” are confused and think that word means “charlatan leech,” but if not, they’re sick fucks and people in white coats need to come and collect their sucio asses right away – SOW
Neve Campbell has officially signed on for Scream 5, and that’s great and everything, but poke at me when they announce that Parker Posey’s character never died and is making her triumphant return! – OMG Blog
NOT CENTURY 21!!!! – Jezebel
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