Spotted! A maskless Björk, on her phone, dressed all in black, standing in the entrance of a New York City subway station. What a sight to behold!
One fan couldn’t believe his eyes, and decided he must take a video. Um, you’re playing with fire, dude, but, hey, it’s your life to lose! I guess this guy encountered Björk earlier in the day because he says, “I didn’t get the picture before, you got mad at me though.” Björk’s response was to remain Oh So Quiet and flip him the bird (instead of wearing it like she usually does). The fan replied, “Bye Björk!” and giggled gleefully at his dumb luck.
Here’s the vid:
— malcolm Ⓥ (@solondzy) August 24, 2020
54-year-old Björk’s middle finger technique is very “horny teenager’s first-time finger-banging”, which means, I like it! I love it! I want some more of it! Up and down, over and over, like an angry yo-yo.
This fan was tremendously lucky to get flipped off by Björk (quel honneur!), and walk away unscathed. I think the trick is to avoid saying something as inflammatory as, “Welcome to Bangkok!”