Afternoon Crumbs

August 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Anti-gay evangelist, Jerry Falwell Jr. claimed that his wife Becki Falwell had an “improper relationship” with a dude who wanted hush money in exchange for not saying shit about the affair. Well, the dude, whose name is Giancarlo Granda (and who looks like this), has spoken out, saying that he met the Falwells when he was 20 years old and was working as a pool boy at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami. Giancarlo says that he regularly fucked on Becki for years and Jerry liked to watch. Giancarlo has texts and audio, which he claims prove that he’s telling the truth. Well, Jerry may be out of a job as president of Liberty University, but if The Cucking4Jesus Association ever needs a president, he’s their cuck! But don’t put down your bag of popped and buttered schadenfreude just yet, because I’m sure it won’t be long before we hear that Jerry did more than just “watch.” And Giancarlo must have some kind of hard dick superpowers because you’d think it’d be humanly impossible to keep a boner as a dead-eyed and slobber-mouthed Jerry Falwell Jr. faps while staring at your naked body. That’s a serious feat, or a serious curse, depending on how you look at it ¬†– Towleroad

I’m just here (at the trailer for Zack Snyder’s cut of Justice League) for Aquaman’s wet nipples – Lainey Gossip¬†

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark temporarily forgot that we’re living in a time when shaking hands is a no-no and she’s undskyld (Google Translate tells me that’s sorry in Danish so yell at Google if I accidentally cursed you out) – Celebitchy

An Efron bared his nalgas and it wasn’t ZacOMG Blog

Melissa Fumero shook her head at the whitewashing going down in the French-Canadian remake of Brooklyn Nine-NinePajiba

Another day, another pic of Vanessa Hudgens serving pool time poses – Popoholic

While many 63 years olds are yelling at kids to get off their lawn, Dwight Yoakam just became a dad to a kid for the first time – Just Jared

Pic: TMZ Sports

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