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The teddy bear who got slammed in the face with a foul ball!
So a bear got a ball to the face last night, and that might make you say, “Michael! Why the hell are you telling us what you got into on PornHub last night?” But get your sucio mind out of the gutter, because this is about a teddy bear who was forced to watch a baseball game, which is torture enough, but then it got bopped in the face with a flying foul ball. Yes, that’s the “dying inside” face the teddy bear made after getting ball-slammed in the face (and again, not in a sexy way) on national television, and yes, it’s that teddy bear’s only face, but still.
The Oakland A’s played the Arizona Diamondbacks at the Oakland Coliseum last night, and because of this pandemic, the seats were filled with cardboard cutouts and giant teddy bears who are out of jobs as county fair prizes since county fairs are closed. Yahoo! Sports says that during the game, Diamondbacks infielder Ketel Marte hit a foul ball, which Marcia Brady’d that poor teddy bear. That made the announcers laugh and cruely spit out a pun!
A teddy bear took a foul ball right off the head 😂 pic.twitter.com/fEYA7P1LOa
— A's on NBCS (@NBCSAthletics) August 21, 2020
That teddy bear didn’t deserve that. First of all, that teddy bear was forced against its will to attend that game, and since the concessions are closed, it couldn’t get drunk on beer to make that shit more exciting. And it managed to keep its eyes open throughout that boring crap. It deserves a raise, not a ball punch to the mug. Honestly, that teddy bear should sue the Diamondbacks for this. The next time I hear about the Arizona Diamondbacks, I hope it’s because their new owner, that teddy bear, changed their name to the Arizona Teddy Bears.
Pic: Twitter