Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Fabulous Fred!

Simon, the electronic memory game, came out in the 1970s and Wikipedia tells me its launch party happened at Studio 54 (so just imagine the lines of the bad shit that were snorted off of Simon back in the day). Not long after in 1980, Mego Corp. began selling Simon’s dazzlingly gorgeous gay cousin Fabulous Fred! Unlike that basic Simon, Fabulous Fred was filled with 10 different games. They didn’t call his ass fabulous for nothing!

Fabulous Fred’s games included an electronic organ, a music machine, a song-guessing game, a memory game, a mind-bending game, a space attack game, a submarine hunt game, a roulette game, and others. Fabulous Fred was for kids mostly, but the commercial from 1980 starred a stunning vixen of sexiness who let us know that she’s played around with Simon (a hot piece in a chef outfit?), Merlin (a hot piece in a discount wizard costume), and Einstein (a hot piece with grey-painted insulation foam on his face), but nobody does it like Fabulous Fred. And then she showed off the games of Fabulous Fred, like baseball (represented by a hot piece in baseball drag), space attack (represented by a Scientology pin-up), and roulette (represented by a hot gambling daddy). I mean, are we supposed to play Fabulous Fred or hump it?

And I’m guessing that Fabulous Fred went away because Mego Corp.’s customer service department was sick of taking calls from hard-up horny hos who were like, “Yeah, I’m going to need a replacement, because I keep pressing the button but a hot baseball player never pops out!

Pic: ElectronicPlastic

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