Afternoon Crumbs
The eyeballs of Kylie Minogue fans are covered with a layer of stardust today because she bestowed the gorgeous video for Say Something upon them. If disco She-Ra got stuck in a Mac screensaver, this is what it would look like. This video is also what you would see if you looked at the “gay gene” under a bedazzled microscope. In other words, stunning! – OMG Blog
Keke Palmer is hosting the MTV VMAs this year, and that’s a great choice, and partly because I looked at the unrecognizable names of some of the nominees and said, “Sorry to this man…” – Lainey Gossip
Sean Penn and his now third wife Leila George were on-and-off earlier this year, but he won her back and their everlasting love truly strengthened during the coronavirus lockdown which led to them getting hitched. Oh, coronavirus ruins everything including the rest of Leila George’s 20s – Celebitchy
Dua Lipa is working the pee pee-colored safety glasses my 7th-grade woodshop teacher wore, and yes, my 7th-grade woodshop teacher wore them better – Popholic
Presenting the new comedy trio of Steve Martin, Martin Sheen…. and Selena Gomez – Just Jared
CARA DELEVINGNE’S BROWS WERE ROBBED! But really, Elle Fanning needs to consult Adele on how to achieve a flat bold brow because she’s playing Michelle Carter in a Hulu series – The Hollywood Reporter
If you’re guessing that beautiful women dated David Spade because he’s either got a sparkling personality, buys them diamonds, has blackmail material on them, eats the cooze like Joey Chestnut, or has a huge dick, it’s not the last one. That’s what David Spade says anyway – Pajiba
Stephen Colbert and James Corden are going back into the studio – SOW
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