Afternoon Crumbs
Today is Meghan Markle’s 39th birthday, and even though we’ve recently heard more stories from that Finding Freedom book about how Prince Hot Ginge and MM went up against the royal family, THE QUEEN, Prince Philip, Prince William, Duchess Kate, Prince Charles, and Duchess Camila all sent her happy birthday wishes on Instagram. The royals all wish each other a happy birthday on Instagram, so they just kept with tradition. But if THE QUEEN’s only birthday greeting to Meghan was an Instagram post she didn’t even write or put together, then she’s officially cheaper than my abuelita. Because my abuelita threw in a $1 bill into our birthday cards, and yes, it was always a really raggedy $1 bill, because she kept the crispest ones for herself. As she should! – Lainey Gossip
I see that Pimp Mama Kris is stretching out this Kim Kardashian/Kanye West storyline more than a Koven member stretches her ass skin out with implants and butt fillers – Celebitchy
To me, this face-hugger masks looks like the crotch of an alien complete with tight nuts and a scaly dick. “I’ll take one in every color!” screamed every dude in the Scientology Centre bathhouse – OMG Blog
Oh, it’s just Bella Hadid coming back from a walk in the wild while wearing curtains from a clown-themed bordello – Popoholic
FYI: Linda Lavin is still here, thank GOD! – Greg In Hollywood
The Rock has bowed down to his wife for being the first woman to own an entire sports league – Pajiba
The trailer for Ratched is out and it’s like the technicolor baby of Hollywood and American Horror Story: Asylum – Just Jared
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