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August 2, 2020 / Posted by:

The Artistic Dick Cutting Board!

On the left is an Amazon ad for a faux marble plastic cutting board that goes for $14.99. Well, Lily’s Home needs to add a couple of extra numbers to that price because what one woman got when she ordered that cutting board was a priceless work of veiny dick art.

21-year-old college student Georgia Rodgers tells HuffPo that her mom ordered her a bunch of kitchen stuff, including a black and white marble cutting board, off of Amazon for her return to school in the fall. Georgia is in New York right now, but all of the items were sent to her mom’s house in Little Rock, Arkansas. And after her mom opened up the packages, she called Georgia to say that the cutting board didn’t “look right.” Um, no offense to Georgia’s mom, but that cutting board looks all kinds of right to me since it looks like a dick!

“My mom opened the packages and called me, saying the board didn’t ‘look right,’ and then she asked if I wanted to see.’ My friend and I couldn’t believe a marble cutting board looked like a penis.”

Georgia’s friend tweeted a pic of The Cutting Board By Bobbitt, and since the internet runs on dick, it went viral:

And here it is in all its beautiful peen glory, looking like a more artistic version of Mead’s Académie Sketch Pad:

The veins, the dickhead skin, and the faint sight of a ballsack….. True art! Georgia isn’t sure if it was done on purpose (um, it was totally done on purpose), but she says that she’s already gotten offers from dick lovers who want to buy it from her. Georgia, I told you to keep my offer a secret! I guess nothing, including bartering over a dick cutting board, is sacred anymore. But seriously, that wouldn’t work as a cutting board for me anyway. Because how am I going to chop onions when my tongue and b-hole are stuck to the cutting board?!

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