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August 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Moppets’ Secret Doll House!

In the late 1970s, a toy company called Knickerbocker made Moppets’ Secret Doll House, which was made up of a Fran Mar doll (who was obviously Gail Weathers’ baby bangs idol) and a praerie-time quinceanera dress that hid an entire house. So the Moppets doll pffts at all those amateur tricks who hide televisions and shit under their skirts since she’s got the whole damn house under there.

The secret house under the doll’s skirt was on a lazy susan, but there was nothing lazy about the 70s glamour of it all. Here’s Moppets’ Secret Doll House in all its gorgeous on-the-shush glory:

And at the 2:19 mark below is a commercial for Moppets’ Secret Doll which shows what a huge ass thing it was and also lets you know that you can dress her up in a disco dress. Yes, the disco dress is what sold me.

And if anyone ever looked at the Moppets doll and said, “You’re as big as a house!“, she could factually spit back at them with, “That’s because there is a fucking house in here, bitch!

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