Night Crumbs

The first pictures from Ryan Murphy’s Ratched, about Nurse Ratched (played by Sarah Paulson) from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, are out. And yes, it looks like they raided the costume closet of Ryan’s other Netflix show Hollywood, but I’m very into Sharon Stone looking like Norma Desmond’s estranged cousin who swept into Hollywood when Norma got locked up and took over Norma’s life complete with a monkey who knows she looks better than most of the tricks in town – Vanity Fair

DAMN that Meghan Markle, while I get ghosted by Prince Hot Ginge (listen, him not responding to the love emails I sent to princehotginge@phgmail.com, which is totally his real email address, counts as ghosting), she gets wooed by him with totally cheesy ghost emojis – Lainey Gossip

When is the one-eyed one-horn flying purple people eater going to finally swoop in and eat Kristen Bell’s children’s book about purple people? – Celebitchy

Ryan Reynolds FINALLY did something right by helping to reunite a woman with her highly sentimental teddy bear – Pajiba

Not too long ago, Tracy Morgan joked that he and his wife Megan Wollover were getting on each other so much during the quarantine that she was getting pregnant left and right. Well, it looks like they got on each other alright, got on each other’s last nerve, because they’re done after 5 years of marriage – Just Jared

Andy Cohen shit on the FDA for not letting him donate plasma because he’s gay – Towleroad

David Schwimmer claims that the Friends reunion is still happening and if it ever does happen, they’re going to do scenes…. – SOW

Hilary Duff is dressed like Owen Wilson and she looks like she knows she made a terrible mistake – Popoholic

Beckie Mullen, who was Sally The Farmer’s Daughter on the 80s wrestling masterpiece GLOW, has died at 55 – People

And joining Beckie Mullen on the flight to the afterworld is Malik B, a founding member of the Roots, who died at 47 – Pitchfork

Pic: Netflix