Afternoon Crumbs

July 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Even though Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan say that they didn’t at all contribute to the book about their royal family exit, Finding Freedom, her messy dad Thomas Markle piped up to say he doesn’t appreciate what she’s become and told her and PHG to stop whining since there are more important things going on in the world. Yes, Thomas Markle whined about how PHG and Meghan whining when they’ve got nothing to whine about. And when Thomas finished whining about that, I’m sure he went off to his local bookstore to sign copies of his tell-all Finding A Check  – Celebitchy

The scheduling drama surrounding Tenet is probably more dramatic than the damn fucking ass movie itself – Lainey Gossip

If you’re a lover of gay Emmerdale fanfic, then you’ve probably already used up several things of lube from fapping to the news that two actors who played brothers are lovahs in real-life – Towleroad

Emily RideAJetSki is serving some “presenting the hole” delicateness – Popoholic

The Johnny Depp vs. The Sun libel case finished up and it might be a minute before the judge announces their decision, but in the meantime, Amber Heard read a statement to the press on the steps of the courthouse – Just Jared

Las Vegas easily became the entertainment capital of THE WORLD the second that Charo set up a residency there years ago, but now it’s really becoming the entertainment capital of the world since Love Island is filming there and now Shark Tank is – SOW

Twitter put Donald Trump Jr. in its timeout corner for posting wrong shit about COVID-19. So that means DTJ won’t be able to solidify his place as his daddy’s favorite son by publicly kissing Trump’s ass. Eric Trump, now is your time to shine…. as soon as your nanny gets back and logs you into Twitter since I’m sure the first of sight of CAPTCHA makes your head explode – Pajiba


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