Afternoon Crumbs

July 27, 2020 / Posted by:

While on [email protected], Charlize Theron said that for The Italian Job, she was scheduled for six more weeks of car racing training than the dudes because of the whole stupid “wimmuns can’t drive for shit” stereotype. But Charlize showed their asses, and when her co-star Marky Mark had to pull over to puke from doing 360s, she didn’t miss a beat and drove circles around him. The Bostonian Henery Hawk would probably say that he was really puking over how bad Charlize’s driving was! PAH! Nobody’s as much of a badass as Marky Mark. I mean, have we forgotten that he almost stopped 9/11?   – Lainey Gossip 

Even Ben Affleck, Ana de Armas, and fluffy scene-stealer Elvis look bored of their pap stroll strolls – Celebitchy

Today’s feel-good moment brought to you by Leah Remini once again kicking the heels off of Tom Cruise’s shoes over how everyone in Hollywood thinks he’s such a nice guy – Pajiba

Poor, cherubs of the world! They probably spent their entire morning crying in the fetal position on the bathroom floor over the possible death of the meaning of everlasting love since it looked like Lala Kent and Randall Emmett broke up – Reality Tea

I haven’t toked up in days but obviously the good shit is still swirling through my system. Case in point: I watched this Hello, I’m Shelley U-Haull video four times in a row – OMG Blog

Okay, but what is going on with Brie Larson’s Mary Kay-colored teddy bear leopard jacket thing? – Popoholic

The twink love between Troye Sivan and Jacob Bixenman is over – Towleroad


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