Afternoon Crumbs

July 21, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Two things: Grey’s Anatomy is still on. And in its 17th season (!!!!!!), they will cover the coronavirus pandemic. Well, that’s good, because it’s not like I can just turn on the TV and watch the fucking pandemic live. But I can’t wait to see the scene where two doctors get it on in the supply closet while wearing an N95 mask, a face shield, and rubber gloves as one of them screams, “Moan with your mouth closed, I don’t want those germs!” They’re definitely gonna give us network-friendly soft-core flaccid-core PPE porn – Just Jared

I am so mad at the BBC for not getting a shot of Prince Andrew high-fiving his team after thinking he did a good job during his Pizza Express-induced turd of an interview with Emily Maitlis. Prince Andrew’s team must have fewer brain cells than he does, which is impressive since I’m sure his last brain cell dried up when his sweat glands did – Lainey Gossip

Well the good news for Sean Hannity is that if he ends up getting fired over this newest Fox News sexual harassment lawsuit, his BFF4Eva Donald Trump will probably give him a job as Secretary Of Spewing Shit Into That Microphone (sorry, Kayleigh!) – Celebitchy

Presenting the Corgi cousins of STAINS! – OMG Blog

Dua Lipa is giving me “just hit up a clearance sale at Charlotte Russe in 1990″ glamour – Popoholic

I didn’t know that Ethan Hawke (see: bottom right) and the porn star who plays the Danny Masterson role in a porn parody of That ’70s Show called That ’70s HO (see: top left) were in Happy Endings? – Pajiba

Alex Trebek wants the legendary Betty White to replace him as host of Jeopardy! – SOW

Cue up the laugh-track, because Saturday Night Live may head back to the studio without an audience – Variety

You probably never had a porn movie starring Dustin Gold in your fap material folder, but if you did, it’s time to dump that shit in the trash – Towleroad

Pic: ABC

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