Afternoon Crumbs
Tenet was originally supposed to come out in the U.S. on July 17, 2020, but because of that trash demon, COVID-19, its release date was pushed to later this month, and then August, and now Warner Bros. has completely taken it off the schedule and will announce a new release date soon. Tenet apparently has to make $800 million worldwide in order for WB to break even. Movie theaters are reopening in China, but they’re only allowing theaters to show movies that are less than 2 hours long and Tenet is longer than that. With the way things are going here, movie theaters will open up in 20FuckingNever. But if Christopher Nolan wanted to pull a very Christopher Nolan move, he’d never release Tenet, scrub all signs of it from the internet and never bring it up again, so we’d all think it just existed in our minds – Pajiba
Jada Pinkett-Smith’s one-time partner in entanglement, August Alsina, is striking while the money-making iron is hot by putting out a song called Entanglements, and the only he would could’ve made it more clear that it’s about his thing with Jada is if he also sang about how his peen took a journey into her coochie and healed it. And I can’t wait for Will Smith’s response track called It Was A Relationship! – Celebitchy
Beyney+ (sorry, it’s not Disney+ anymore) released the full trailer for Black Is King, the Beyhive’s newest bible – OMG Blog
To think, Saweetie could’ve made her already elegant look even more elegant (and very NOW) if she wore a matching rhinestone-encrusted face mask – Lainey Gossip
Cassie from Euphoria gives Christina Hendricks a run for her magnificent chichis money – Popoholic
Alicia Silverstone says that her favorite thing about Clueless is that it was a gift to gay boys. Okay, Cher, but where’s your official apology to Billie Holiday? – Towleroad
Harry Styles is looking like Mario and Luigi’s 70s key party-going uncle and that IS the look – SOW
A little good news about Tamar Braxton, she’s awake and talking to doctors now – Just Jared
Pic: Warner Bros.