Afternoon Crumbs
Netflix is about to charge us more in 3…2… Because Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling are starring in a $200 million budget spy movie called The Gray Man, which is about a CIA agent turned freelance assassin (Ryan) who is hunted across the world by his former CIA cohort (Chris). Um, if it doesn’t end with them falling in love and assassinating each other’s b-holes, I’ll just wait for the inevitable porn parody called The Gay Man – Deadline
Scroll down to see Martha Stewart holding something called “lettuce leaf basil.” Trick, please, we all know that’s some kind of rare rich lady weed she grows in her greenhouse – Lainey Gossip
What in Kanye takes one Dianetics class HELL is Jim Carrey saying? – Pajiba
That maniacal piece of trash known as coronavirus may have claimed the 15-year marriage of Joey Lawrence and his wife Chandie. All together now: WOAH! But seriously, I just hope Joey Lawrence gets custody of the tweezers because those eye valances of perfection need to stay maintained – Entertainment Tonight
Hayden Panettiere’s leech turd of an ex was arrested for allegedly assaulting her and she has vowed to help take him down for good – Just Jared
Danica Patrick has followed sunscreen out the exit door of Aaron Rodgers’ life – Celebitchy
Now THIS is a productive way to spend your time in quarantine – OMG Blog
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