Hot Slut Of The Day!
I hear you saying, “Michael! You nasty piece of trash, this is a family site. Stop posting pictures of your hungry b-hole!” But I’m sorry, the teeth on my b-hole aren’t that white. I’ve got a butter teeth b-hole. But the beauty above is what the Malaysian news site Rakyat Post calls ikan jebong, or a type of triggerfish. It recently became a viral star (listen, 14.3k likes makes a viral star these days), and is the sole reason for why Kylie Jenner types are probably screaming, “More! More! More,” at the plastic surgeon filling up their lips with plastic because they’re trying to reach this level of lusciousness. But sorry, tricks, Mother Nature is responsible for these obese lips of perfection.
The New York Post says that a Twitter user from Indonesia uploaded the picture of this “Maybe she’s born with, maybe she’s a triggerfish” beauty who was apparently caught in Malaysia.
bibir dia lagi seksi dari aku ???? pic.twitter.com/zzq8IPWzvD
— ???? (@raffnasir_) July 2, 2020
The National Geographic says that gorgeous fish is very real and it’s also very fucking vicious. Don’t let those stunning peen-sucking lips fool you. It will bite your peen off!
They also use very tough teeth and jaws to take on sea urchins, flipping them over to get at their bellies, which are armed with fewer spines. Triggerfish wreak such havoc on less fortunate reef dwellers that smaller fish often follow them to feast on their leftovers.
Brad Pitt probably looks at that fish and is triggered. But I look at that fish giving LIPS! LIPS! LIPS! and see hundreds of models shaking. Because that fish won a worldwide Revlon campaign without even trying out for it.
Pic: Twitter