Night Crumbs
The makers of the Walter Mercado Netflix documentary, Mucho Mucho Amor, say that they asked him who he wants to play him in a biopic and his answer was Timothee Chalamet. How saintly of Walter Mercado to give Timothee a major ego boost by making him think he can play the most gorgeous being who ever lived. Honestly, the only thing worthy of playing Walter Mercado is an actual star from the galaxy in a wig made of golden dreams and even then, they’d have to CGI the star to make it more beautiful – Variety
Well, it seems like Gavin Rossdale does not appreciate that his chronic wandering dick killed his marriage to Gwen Stefani and his chronic wandering dick alone – Celebitchy
I’ve eaten some cakes that taste like shit, so why not a toilet paper cake! – Pajiba
If you scroll down to the middle, you’ll see one of Sofia Vergara’s Chihuahuas dying inside over her dressing them up like one of the poorer Real Housewives of Beverly Hills circa 2010 – Lainey Gossip
The Crown was supposed to end at season 5 but now they’re going to end at season 6. And no, Meghan Markle, do not forward your resume and headshot to the casting directors to consider you for the role of Meghan Markle, because they’re not going to get anywhere near that era – Just Jared
Can I also sue this Karen for exposing my already-busted retinas to those leggings? – Towleroad
There’s sadly not many updates about the disappearance of Naya Rivera. The Sheriff’s Dept. has officially announced that the search has gone from a rescue mission to a recovery mission – Hollywood Unlocked
And let’s end with a beach piggy (featuring Olivia Culpo) – Popoholic