Night Crumbs

Jude Law is in talks to cover up his glistening creeping hairline with a dandy pirate hat to play Captain Hook in Disney’s live-action Peter Pan. But while I wouldn’t mind seeing Jude Law work a pirate bulge in some velvet leggings, this should be illegal. Nobody should be allowed to play Captain Hook after Christopher Walken gave us the definitive (read: most fucked up) Captain Hook! – Variety

Because the question, “What is Jennifer Aniston doing during the quarantine?!”, has been keeping your eyelids open at night – Lainey Gossip

There’s a blind item about a very famous 40-something Hollywood star who has grossed out all his female co-stars (and not in a #MeToo way). Hmmm, I’m going to go out on a limb and say: ALL OF THEM! – Celebitchy

Amber Heard called James Franco a rapist, so said Johnny Depp in court today – Just Jared

Lee Daniels is doing a reboot of The Wonder Years for ABC, and it will take place in the same timeframe, but will focus on a Black family in Montgomery, Alabama. Fred Savage is a producer, and well, hopefully, this time he doesn’t allegedly abuse a costume designer – Entertainment Weekly

“She could be a farmer in those clothes” – Ambular from Clueless to Lucy Hale – Popoholic

One of the 10 million Joe Exotic projects that was in the works is not happening – SOW

And now let’s end with some aww-ness in the form of Dumbo’s baby third cousins – Towleroad

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