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July 6, 2020 / Posted by:

The Fisher-Price Bubble Mower of the 80s!

When I was a kid, my mom didn’t have time to cut the grass and didn’t have the money to pay a gardener on the regular. So our front yard looked a mess a lot of the time. But if my mom made my dreams come true by getting me the iconic Fisher-Price Bubble Mower, that problem would’ve been solved instantly. Our front yard still would’ve looked a mess but neighbors would never notice since they’d be so mesmerized by the magical bubbles blowing out of my toy lawnmower.

Fisher-Price still sells the Bubble Mower today, but it’s tacky and ugly compared to the simple elegance of the Bubble Mower of the 80s. Everyone knows how this masterpiece of engineering works, but if you don’t, this commercial explains it all for you. Just dump the bubble nectar into your Bubble Mower, and as you fake mowed the lawn, it would make lawnmower noises while magically burping up bubbles.

The memories I could’ve made with that thing. I would’ve felt so butch and been so enthralled by my butchiness while “mowing the lawn” that I wouldn’t even have realized the neighborhood assholes screaming, “He’s so gay that his lawnmower farts bubbles!”

Pic: Fisher-Price

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