Afternoon Crumbs

July 3, 2020 / Posted by:

In case you haven’t met the 894,098th Karen of the week, here’s Costco Karen who would rather sit her ass on the dirty ass floor at Costco than put on a mask because it fucks with her constitutional rights. She’s right because everyone knows that when the founding fathers wrote the Constitution, they clearly stated our right as American citizens to get free samples from Costco no matter what. I think James Madison put that in because he loved those mini wontons – Towleroad

The “enchanted forest” (which looks like the plant section of a post-apocalyptic abandoned Home Depot) that Kanye West set up for Kim Kardashian is lifeless, bland, and void of any personality, so in other words, it’s a perfect tribute to her! – Celebitchy

The CW must really want Lucy Hale to be crowned The Queen of Cancelations because they’ve dropped Katy Keene into the canceled box – SOW

To think, this riveting Old Country Buffet training video was once a master class in acting and now it’s a coronavirus horror movie – OMG Blog

Okay, but I’m going to need BBC News to do a 10-part docu-series on how the placement of that unicorn pic came to be because I’d rather watch that than more news about the current shit state of the world – Pajiba

Hide your wigs because Lea Michele is back (on Instagram anyway) – Just Jared

Lil Nas X celebrated his gaynniversary – Lainey Gossip 

Pic: Twitter

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