Night Crumbs
Quibi asked themselves, “How can we make everyone’s 2020 even worse? I know! Let’s butcher the shit out of the classic masterpiece Princess Bride!” On Monday, Quibi will begin showing an at-home “remake” of Princess Bride starring real-life couples like Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner, Common and Tiffany Haddish, Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb, Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis, as well as Jennifer Garner, Jack Black, Diego Luna, Patton Oswalt, Zazie Beetz, Taika Waititi, Hugh Jackman, and every single other actor in the world. The actors shot it themselves at home like a bored 12-year-old. And yes, this will probably set the Guinness World Record for inducing the most cringes, but they all did it for a good cause. Quibi donated $1 million to the charity World Central Kitchen. WCK better cash that check quickly if they haven’t already! – Vanity Fair
Judging by the shitty state of things, Warner Bros. should go ahead and pencil in Tenet for Summer 2035. Emphasis on “pencil in” – Lainey Gossip
For a second there, I thought this was Kendall Jenner in an off-brand Barbie wig – Celebitchy
These clips from the real Eurovision are probably a trillion times more entertaining than that Netflix Eurovision movie – Pajiba
Faith Hill calls for her home state of Mississippi to take the racism out of its flag – Rolling Stone
Leslie Jordan would like everyone to know that he’s the king of getting canceled – Greg In Hollywood
Brit Brit Spears has released the perfect remix to play in the waiting room at The LGBTQ Community – OMG Blog
Zoey Deutch is doing an A+++ impersonation of me whenever that hot piece Marco Pigossi comes on the screen while I’m watching Tidelands – Popoholic
Um, I’d rather see Margot Robbie star in a reboot of Cutthroat Island than see Disney’s one-millionth Pirates of the Caribbean movie – Just Jared
Pic: 20th Century Fox