“Ana, girl, Ana, I already did a pap stroll with you without a mask on because you told me that the pics would get more attention that way, why are you dragging me out again?!” said one of the friends who Ana de Armas did a mask(and Ben Affleck)-less pap stroll with – Celebitchy
Here’s the trailer for The King’s Man, which sounds like a gay porn parody about Elvis but is really the prequel to the Kingsman movies – Lainey Gossip
Panic! truly went down at the disco because Donald Trump played one of their songs and Brendon Urie wants him to stop – Pajiba
Dutch American football dick alert! – (NSFW.. although, is anyone at work?) OMG Blog
Andrew Rannels’ face cheek might be feeling an extra kind of hot today because a teenage me is shooting glares of jealousy into his face for getting to hump on David Vickers from One Life to Live – Towleroad
Because life isn’t nearly depressing enough, here’s a little look at the next season of the sads porn known as The Handmaid’s Tale, which isn’t coming out until next year – Just Jared
Eh, all of us would be able to cinch our body into the shape of a spork like Kim Kardashian if we had our ribs removed years ago and were used to holding our breaths from all of the bullshit that comes out of our husband’s mouth – Egotastic!
And let’s end with a PUPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! – Popoholic