Night Crumbs
Like the Oscars and BAFTAs before it, The Golden Globes has decided to push the date for its 2021 ceremony. The 2021 GGs, which will be hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, will now happen on February 28 instead of early January. Meanwhile, the Emmys are still set for September 20, 2020, because I guess they think that coronavirus doesn’t fuck with TV people. But well, I’m sure the Emmys will postpone that shit after realizing that designers need time to make Swarvoski-encrusted masks, diamond-covered hand sanitizer bottle necklaces, and six-foot-wide social distancing ball gowns – The Hollywood Reporter
Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson made it to 8 years of marriage – Celebitchy
Good news for Hamilton fans who are too broke to buy tickets for the show and get their fix from grainy bootlegs clips posted on forums, Disney+ has released the trailer for the recording of a Hamilton performance (and unlike those bootlegs, there’s zero audience coughs in it) – Pajiba
In case you missed it, Beyonce gifted the Beyhive with a Juneteenth gift in the form of a new song called Black Parade. In possibly related news, My Chemical Romance just changed the name of their album The Black Parade to The Goth March. And yes, I just admitted that I know the name of an MCR album – Lainey Gossip
Heather Locklear got engaged to that on-and-off-again boyfriend she’s had some messy and scary moments with – People
If you use Photoshop and yours didn’t open today, that’s because it’s tired since all of the Photoshop was used on these pictures of Kylie and Kendall Jenner getting into some incest posing – Egotastic!
Okay, but why did I think that Romee Strijd was eating cupcake soup? And now I want some cupcake soup – Popoholic
Joel Schumacher, who gave us St. Elmo’s Fire, The Lost Boys, Flatliners, Dying Young, Falling Down, The Phantom of the Opera, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, batman bulge, and bat-nipples has died at the age of 80. And I’m sure he would most like to be remembered for the underrated television masterpiece 2000 Malibu Road – Towleroad
And joining Joel on the walk to the afterworld is Instagram cat star Loki. Rest in peace, Loki – Instagram
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