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June 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Avon Ice Cream Cone Lip Pomade!

Middle school girls in the 1970s were lucky. Whenever their mom made an Avon order, they could beg her to also throw in an Ice Cream Lip Pomade. And then at school, they could make the other girls fall back with jealousy when they whipped out that magnificence.

The Avon Ice Cream Cone Lip Pomade was a little plastic cream cone whose ice cream swirl came off and revealed a tube of luxurious lip pomade. Lip pomade was basically just a bougie bitch way of saying lip gloss. It came in colors and flavors like Tutti-Frutti, Cherry, Mint Ice Cream, Coconut, and Orange. Below are Cherry and Tutti-Frutti, which looks more like a shade of mannequin butthole.

Avon doesn’t make the Ice Cream Cone Lip Pomade anymore (because clearly they’re not as classy today), but you can still find one on Etsy or eBay. And I’m tempted to get one, but no. And not because it’s gayer than a unicorn’s lipstick (shit, it probably is a unicorn’s lipstick). No, that’s a selling point! I won’t get one because I’d whip it out, mistake it for a real ice cream, and get hit with disappointmet after biting into it and finding out that it’s not.

Pics: Etsy, Pinterest, Pinterest

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