Night Crumbs
Accused rapist and dog murderer Danny Masterson has finally been charged in L.A. for three counts of rape by force or fear for allegedly raping three women between 2001 and 2003. He faces up to 45 years in the clink. Of course, Danny once again butt burped out a denial and he and his wife Bijou Phillips are shocked. I mean, I don’t trust Danny and Bijou as far as I can throw ’em (and I throw worse than a sedated worm), but I do believe that they are shocked. They’re probably shocked that their Scientology overlord David Miscavige didn’t make it all go away again. John Travolta and Kirstie Alley are probably perched with anticipation at the Scientology Celebrity Centre while waiting for the Thetans to roll and the drama to unfold as David and Bijou rage at Little Lord Davey – E! News
Here’s the trailer for Palm Springs (which was so not shot in Palm Springs), the Groundhog Dog for the La Croix-drinking set – Lainey Gossip
#MadisonBeerIsOverParty actually became a hashtag on Twitter after Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer said she romanticizes the book, Lolita. Okay, but I’m surprised #ButDidMadisonBeerEverStartParty didn’t trend too – Celebitchy
It’s sad that I have not forgotten about any of the celebrity rebound relationships on this list of Celebrity Rebound Relationships You Probably Forgot About – Pajiba
I see that Shanna Moakler got the Benjamin Button special with a side of the Harpo, Who Dis Woman? special – Egotastic!
Err, Lil Nas X should’ve kept the fact that he was a Nicki Minaj fan to himself. Talk about embarrassing! – Just Jared
Spanish pop star and hot piece Pablo Alborán has come out as gay – Towleroad
Lee Daniels was so upset about not getting the director gig for Brokeback Mountain that he didn’t watch it for 15 years – OMG Blog
I know that my eyeballs are supposed to be on Olivia Culpo’s under-chichis situation but how can they be when they’re too busy heaving over those jeans from the depths of 80s Hell? – Popoholic
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