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Yogi, the expert fetcher!
Meet Yogi, Karen from Mean Girls’ new favorite dog because he has finally made fetch happen AND HOW! Yogi’s human claims that fetching is his life and he proved it by making him fetch a little a wood chip the size of my brain. Yes, it’s that small, but Yogi (SPOILER ALERT) got the job done.
In the video, Yogi’s human shows him the chip and throws it off into the woods. Yogi runs off to fetch it and he’s gone so long that I was beginning to think he ran off to Madagascar. But he eventually comes back with the wood chip in his mouth. Behold, the Olympic gold medal winner in fetching!
When people accused Yogi’s human of fakery, she shot back claiming that his amazing fetching skills are 100% real. (She also answered to the people shaking their head at his collar by saying that it’s not choking him and he only wears it outside when he’s going for walks and they had just gotten back from a walk.)
No, it’s not fake or cut or anything else. I sped up a few seconds of the video to 1.5x speed so it wasn’t so long. If you want to see for yourself, I uploaded another video. My dog has one talent and that is fetching stuff. Let him have his time to shine.
In the second video, Yogi’s human threw another wood chip into her yard and recorded proof of his level 10 fetching skills. Yogi’s good name has been cleared and he’d fetch the souls of his haters if they had souls!
While there’s no doubt that Yogi is the fetcher of fetchers, I won’t be impressed until I see his brilliance live and in person. And by that I mean, I won’t be impressed until I tell Yogi to fetch me some ass, cash, and grass and he brings me a hot piece of man, a stack of money, and a weed shop.
Pic: YouTube