Afternoon Crumbs

June 15, 2020 / Posted by:

That Oscar statue is going to have to wait a little longer to get kissed in the head by hot pieces. Because the Oscars have been pushed from February 28, 2021, to April 21, 2021, and they’ve extended eligibility deadline by two months. (The BAFTAs moved to April too). That means Amy Adams has some extra time to work on hiding her “screaming internally” face when those fucks in the Academy do her wrong by snubbing her again – Just Jared

Meanwhile, the Emmy people still think that the Emmys will happen this September. Whether the Emmys go on in September or postpone until next year, people are going to do what they’ve always done which is socially distance from TVs whenever that bore fest comes on – SOW

Andrew Morton thinks that coronavirus has knocked the crown off of THE QUEEN’s head and ended her reign since corona is going to stick around a while and she can’t take the risk of doing public events. Andrew believes COVID-19 has practically put Prince Charles on the throne. Um, Prince Charles is also an old so he’d be taking a risk too. I say pull the crown off of THE QUEEN’s head and bypass Charles’ head and Prince Williams’ head (because we’ve already been through enough and don’t need more of Prince William) before putting it on the head of its rightful owner: King George! – Celebitchy

If you’re wondering what level of WTF we’re at in 2020, we’re at level “Ted Cruz fighting with Ron Perlman on Twitter” – Pajiba

Okay, but I wish the second season of The Politician was nothing but shots of Judith Light glamming it up in red lipstick and Glamour Shots hair – Towleroad

“Hurry up and take the pic!” is probably what Ireland Baldwin’s suffocating b-hole thought as she took this pic for wedgie fetishists – Popoholic

Eva Amurri’s two-piece looks like it was made using the lacy paper napkins my auntie bought in bulk from Party City when they went on clearance. And yes, my auntie’s dining table wore it better – Egotastic!

After Howard Stern got called out by one of Donald Trump’s turdlings for doing blackface for a skit in 1993, he said he owns the cringeworthy shit he did in the past and also spit at DTJ for bringing it up during these times – Uproxx

Pic: Wenn.com

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