Night Crumbs

June 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The good thing about Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas getting ~cozy~ at CVS is that their fellow customers can easily pick up some Dramamine after getting nauseous from the loved-up PDA of it all. Not pictured: the person behind them being like, “Uh, the paps got their pics, can you move now? I just want some Mentos!”  – Lainey Gossip

“Okay, so I gave another fake apology for telling THE TRUTH about that skank harlot hussy Meghan Markle, are we good now?!” said Emily Giffin, who’s got a book to peddle, to her publisher – Celebitchy

Imagine being such a flaming piece of ass corn that you shit on Elmo and Daddy Elmo. Actually don’t imagine that because then you’d be Tucker CarlsonPajiba

Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley are showing up the young bikini-wearing tricks out there. Although, I’m not sure why Elizabeth Hurley is wearing a curtain panel from World Market as a cover-up – Egotastic!

Emma Roberts is still on a mission to show you that she dresses like a pumpkin spice latte if a pumpkin spice latte was a person – Popoholic

Little Britain got pulled by Netflix because of its use of blackface – Towleroad

Aaron Carter says that his girlfriend Melanie Martin had a miscarriage – Just Jared

Today’s definition of “the jokes write themselves” is brought to you by Nicki Minaj and Teksashi 666orwhatever doing a song called Trollz together – Bossip

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