The good thing about Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas getting ~cozy~ at CVS is that their fellow customers can easily pick up some Dramamine after getting nauseous from the loved-up PDA of it all. Not pictured: the person behind them being like, “Uh, the paps got their pics, can you move now? I just want some Mentos!” – Lainey Gossip
“Okay, so I gave another fake apology for telling THE TRUTH about that skank harlot hussy Meghan Markle, are we good now?!” said Emily Giffin, who’s got a book to peddle, to her publisher – Celebitchy
Imagine being such a flaming piece of ass corn that you shit on Elmo and Daddy Elmo. Actually don’t imagine that because then you’d be Tucker Carlson – Pajiba
Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley are showing up the young bikini-wearing tricks out there. Although, I’m not sure why Elizabeth Hurley is wearing a curtain panel from World Market as a cover-up – Egotastic!
Emma Roberts is still on a mission to show you that she dresses like a pumpkin spice latte if a pumpkin spice latte was a person – Popoholic
Little Britain got pulled by Netflix because of its use of blackface – Towleroad
Aaron Carter says that his girlfriend Melanie Martin had a miscarriage – Just Jared
Today’s definition of “the jokes write themselves” is brought to you by Nicki Minaj and Teksashi 666orwhatever doing a song called Trollz together – Bossip