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Lemon Twist!

I hear you screaming, “Michael, you disgusting piece of trash! I do not need to see a picture of your butt douche kit!” But while that thing does look like a lemon juice enema (Note to self: see if a lemon juice enema will pucker up that hole something tight again), it’s actually Skip-It before Skip-It even existed.

Lemon Twist came out in the 1960s but was around all through the 70s and into the 80s. Skip-It better call Lemon Twist “daddy” because it truly was the original Skip-It. It was a plastic lemon attached to some tubing and that end of that tubing was a ring that you put around your ankle. And as your parents silently cursed out themselves for buying some shit that will land you in the hospital and cost them money, you skipped around it. Like this:

And well, I’m sure there’s many a grow-up today who run screaming from a lemon because one broke their ankle in the 70s.

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