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June 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Waffle Crisp Cereal!

In 1996, Post cereal decided to Honey, I Shrunk The Kids-ized some waffles by creating Waffle Crisp cereal. It was exactly what it sounded like. It was made up of tiny 1×1 inch waffles (“Tiny? That’s just like, normal size.” – an Olsen) that were crispy. I know, that must be shocking information since the cereal was called Waffle Crisp.

Wikipedia says that Waffle Crisp stuck around until 2018, which is making me throw a side-eye at either Wikipedia for spitting out hurtful lies or my local grocery store for not carrying Waffle Crisp cereal. Whatever the case may be, Cereal Snob claimed in April that Waffle Crisp was back in mouths, but only in countries that are not the United States.

The original mascots of Waffle Crisp cereal were an army of memaws in Mama’s Family drag who worked in a factory making tiny waffles:

This reminds me of that mini pancake cereal recipe that made the rounds last month. And so I ran over to Amazon to see if they sell Polly Pocket waffle makers that can be used to make our own Waffle Crisp cereal. They don’t. Another reason to hate Amazon!

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