Josh Lucas’ on-and-off-again wife Jessica Ciencin Henriquez shit on him on Twitter, accusing him of passing his wandering dick to another during the pandemic. It sounds like they’re off again and Jessica should really keep it that way permanently. Because the thing about being with a cheating ho during a pandemic is that if you catch coronavirus from them and lose your sense of smell, you can’t bust out the smell the dick test on them! – Celebitchy
Just when I forgot that HBO was doing a gritty Perry Mason, the trailer comes out, and I’m already demanding that Tatiana Maslany’s off-brand Jean Harlow wig win an Emmy! – Lainey Gossip
Prince Andrew will probably retire from public royal life, and I’m sure he’s celebrating at Pizza Express in Woking since I bet he’s still getting an allowance without having to do any “work.” Score for that royal piece of trash! – Pajiba
Vanessa Hudgens’ dog is throwing a coy over-the-shoulder pose like, “You do know that rainbow and I are stealing the spotlight from your legs, right?” – Egotastic!
Speaking of spotlight-stealing, Bella Hadid decided to do some kind of DIY photoshoot with help from a 2 cent wig and some flowers from FTD, and those flowers from FTD are totally stealing the show – Popoholic
Cole Sprouse was arrested at a George Floyd protest – Just Jared
And here’s something not awful: teddy bears on a roller coaster – SOW