Henry Cavill may stuff his muscles into Superman’s leotard again but not for a Man of Steel movie. Henry may do a cameo as Superman in another DC movie. They could’ve saved some money by using a stack of bricks and telling us that it’s Henry as Superman and nobody would know. Okay, okay, a really hot stack of bricks – Lainey Gossip
If there’s ever a romaine lettuce shortage, we know to blame Laura Jeanne Poon! – Celebitchy
The coronavirus quarantine has brought on may realizations. Some realize that the bread they try to make tastes like bland turds compared to the preservatives-filled goodness you can buy in the store (aka my realization) while others realize they like dick – Towleroad
Rita Ora’s twerking looks like two hedgehogs fighting under a satin blanket – Egotastic!
“Oh, I spent about fifteen seconds staring at Halsey’s crotch wondering if that thing poking out of her bikini bottom was a tattoo or a sliver of her pube bush.” me to my mom when she asks me what I did today – Popoholic
Tom Brady is an 8-year-old bro-ey kid stuck in the body of a millionaire football player and his elegant Escalade confirms that – HuffPo
Today’s Good God Girl Get A Grip award goes to the Swifites for accusing Burger King of slut-shaming their lord and savior – The Blemish
And today’s visual Prozac is brought to you by a purple dragon toy reading a story to a bunch of PUPPEHS! – SOW
Pic: Warner Bros.