Night Crumbs

The Labyrinth sequel is moving along and has found a director in Scott Derrickson who directed Doctor Strange. That’s a name I need to put in the memory file in my brain. Because if it ever comes out, I’m going to need to scream that name to the 911 operator while reporting all involved for committing the unspeakable crime of not including David Bowie’s magnificent bulge of wonder! – Lainey Gossip

Oh I see that Orlando Bloom is the kind of sadistic freak whose kink is getting off on people screaming in pain after stepping barefoot on a LEGO – Celebitchy

Simon Cowell talks about losing 60 pounds and the only thing I want to know is if his chichis are still luscious?! – SOW

If you listen closely, you can hear the muffled screams of Bella Hadid’s suffocating titties begging for mercy – Popoholic

While watching this clip, I said a little prayer for that dead guinea pig on Joe Kernen’s head to come alive and piss on him – Pajiba

John Boyega shit all over the racists over the killing of George Floyd – Just Jared

Larry Kramer, playwright, AIDS activist, and a “troublemaking” icon has died at 84  – Towleroad

And here’s some words about Larry Kramer’s legacy from Rich Juzwiak who has a smart brain and so he puts it a billion times better than I ever could – Jezebel

Pic: TriStar