Afternoon Crumbs
We didn’t need a remake of multiple Oscar-winning (don’t fact check me on that, bitch) cinematic masterpiece Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead but Hollywood being Hollywood is giving us one anyway and it will have a diverse cast this time around. I was going to say they should reuse the costumes since the costumes are timeless pieces of sophistication (see: above) but I doubt The Met will let them. Those costumes are in The Met, right? – Deadline
The only correct answer to this question is: Showgirls from the perspective of Cristal Connors, or a can of Doggy Chow – Pajiba
John David Washington, who is Denzel Washington’s son (a fact that entered my brain today for the first time ever), and his impeccable beard star in the newest trailer for Wait Didn’t I Already See This Years Ago When It Was Called Inception? – Lainey Gossip
My mom’s email inbox, which always has at least 4,589,999 unread emails in it, laughs at Chris Pratt’s puny little 36,000 unread emails – Celebitchy
If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to watch an 80s lot lizard dance for a cigarette while you’re fucked up on acid, Miley Cyrus has just the thing for you – Egotastic!
Hilary Duff is either trying to catch flies or fell asleep while taking a selfie – Popoholic
WE’VE ALL BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH! – Just Jared
Pic: Warner Bros.