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May 21, 2020 / Posted by:

The ultra-dramatic crane who took on a herd of elephants that got to close to its nest! 

The crowned crane may look like an uppity bitch of opulence who would rather destroy a bitch with a devastating side-eye or ask to speak with its rival’s manager (it does have a whisper of Karen hair) than get its feathers dirty with peasant dust by fighting a bitch. But I shouldn’t judge a decadent book by its cover because this crowned crane was ready to try to fuck an elephant herd up for getting too close to its nest for comfort.

The video was taken at the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya by Tayla McCurdy who said that when the herd of elephants got close to a nest of eggs, a crowned crane’s feathers ruffled all the way up and it pulled some “hold me back, bro” shit, which apparently amused the elephant until it didn’t anymore and it tried to trunk slap a bitch before exiting the scene. via Latest Sightings

I cannot say for sure if this is a male or female crowned crane, as both genders sit on the nest during breeding season. The crane jumped to the defense of the unborn chicks, as the mother took on the elephants!”

“The elephant seemed rather bemused by the situation and remained curious as to why the bird was flapping its wings. Various alarm calls did, in fact, seem to work at the beginning, as the bird kept launching forward, flapping wings and calling in defense of its nest. Eventually, the elephant became rather irritated and tried to push the bird away with its trunk before wandering off, leaving the eggs unharmed.”

But the crowned crane wasn’t done and wanted to start some shit with an elephant closer to its size, a calf, and it finally realized that the nest was not in danger and moved along. This is pretty much what it looks like when Justin Bieber tries to start a fight with anyone (no offense to that crowned crane):

Honestly, though, that crowned crane may be an overrating drama queen, but that’ll teach those elephants! Cut to those elephants being like, “I’m going to take one step toward that nest to watch Karen lose it again. It’s my new favorite show!

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