Afternoon Crumbs

Bradley Cooper is in quarantine with wellness chef Kristin O’Connor, which means they’re some kind of thing OR she’s living with him to keep his eatin’ regimen on track. The second one would just be weird, because why would you spend this lockdown with someone who pulls the donut out of your hand and replaces it with lemon juice-covered kale? Unless that’s his kink. Freak.  – Lainey Gossip 

Jennifer Garner is apparently a little sad that Ana de Armas has officially replaced her as Ben Affleck’s partner in pap strolling – Celebitchy

Sure Chrissy Teigen could privately tell her rich friends to stop asking for free shit, but then she wouldn’t be able to once again let us all know that she makes zero dollars from her website. So what would be the point in that?!? – The Blemish

Judging by this video, Sia’s movie is going to be like Punky Brewster’s acid trip meets the sacrificial ceremony of a Free To Be You And Me-inspired children’s cult – Pajiba

Okay, but why is Heidi Klum dressed like she’s about to audition for a chorus spot in the Las Vegas show Goddess starring Cristal Connors? What I’m saying is that Heidi Klum has never looked as elegant – Egotastic!

Vanessa Hudgens is giving you Anne of Green Gables goes to Coochella – Popoholic

The nurse who got coronavirus had a message for those who don’t think it’s a big deal by showing them the scary pictures of him going from muscle daddy circuit queen to Christian Bale two weeks into his Machinist diet – Towleroad