It feels like it was just a quick second ago (because it was) when we all learned that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green split up last year and she decided to make Machine Gun Kelly her rebound trick. Well, today MGK put out a video co-starring Megan, which now makes MeganKelly (copyright: Allison) the strip mall version of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. And if you want to know what it feels like to get slapped in the eyes with a Paris Hilton perfume-scented Von Dutch hat as a member of a Good Charlotte cover band wet burps into your ear, watch the video for MGK’s new song because the whole thing is pure early-aughts messiness – Lainey Gossip
Katharine McPhee would like you to know that she’s practically Prince Hot Ginge’s other stepmother since he calls her husband David Foster daddy, pretty much – Celebitchy
HBO Max is putting out the Snyder Cut of Justice League, and the Snyder Cut sounds like a fart made by Zack Snyder, so what I’m saying is that it works! – Pajiba
Eva Mendes’ daughter is now my new favorite beauty YouTuber – SOW
Sarah Hyland dyed her hair “emo high schooler circa 1997 who got a part-time job at Hot Topic” burgundy – Egotastic!
Another day, yet ANOTHER picture of Emma Roberts looking like a J. Crew catalog from the 90s burped her up – Popoholic
…Baby One More Time is the greatest debut single in the history of debut singles, so says Rolling Stone – Just Jared
Even the Sears Tower is over 2020’s fuckery – Towleroad